Thursday, June 16, 2011

This one time at band camp...

My Dearest Rubber Stamp Collector,

Why have you not responded to my love letter that I wrote for you?
Did it make you feel oh so sad and blue?
It makes no sense to me,
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why won't you answer me?
My dearest lover-bee!
I miss you scent.
Let's makeout.
Earlobe in your left venticle.

With all the love in the world,
Mr. Bigglesworth's testicle

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